At my school, we have a vending machine and one of my friends saw this jolly rancher chewy thing and she was like "OMG those are my favorite! I have to get those!" So I just went along with her. I thought it was a rip off, it was a dollar for a little teeny tinny weeny bag. So as she put in a dollar using quarters, nickels, and dimes, she prayed that the jolly rancher chewies wouldn't get stuck like they always do. And guess what? That's right, they got stuck. What an inconvenience. Well, those jolly ranchers looked really good so I was determined to get them. I shook the machine, kicked it, punched it, did everything and it still wouldn't come out!
By then, I was getting really angry and pissed off at the stupid vending machine but I had noticed that it had moved a bit so I told my friend that we should use our combined strengths to shake the machine until it dropped out. She was a bit hesitant at first, saying she didn't want to break the machine and all, but once she got into it, she shook more viciously. With our teamwork, together we got the jolly rancher chewies! Victory was sweet, literally. Those were the best jolly ranchers I have ever had!
Moral of the story: Never trust vending machines. End of story. Don't do it. Don't even think about it. Next time you want something out of the vending machine, just get it in the grocery store. It'll be the same exact thing.
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