Tuesday, August 28, 2012

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READ all this FROM TOP TO BOTTOM BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME QUESTIONS

IF I CAN TELL YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS ENTIRE BLOG, I WILL NOT RETURN YOUR EMAIL 
(SERIOUSLY, DUDE, BE COOL. READ ALL THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME. HELP A BROTHER OUT.  I GET 50-150  EMAIL A DAY. )

I Don't do samples, COD, and I won't "meet you somewhere"

QUESTION- I WANNA ORDER. HOW DO WE DO THIS?
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ANSWER- TOTAL UP YOUR ORDER, ADD 17.25 FOR SHIPPING, EMAIL ME YOUR ORDER, MAKE THE PAYMENT VIA MONEYPAK, AND SEND ME THE MONEYPAK CODE. (WAL MARTS GOT EM, CVS.. HERES THEIR SITE MONEYPAK.COM


QUESTION- HOW LONG TILL I GET MY GEAR?
ANSWER-  AROUND 10 BUSINESS DAYS. 

QUESTION-  HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE LEGIT?

ANSWER- YOU DON'T. JUST LIKE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE A COP. THATS A STUPID QUESTION, ANYWAY. IF I WASNT LEGIT, WOULD I TELL YOU HOW YOU WOULD KNOW IF I WASN'T? IF YOU'RE CONCERNED, PLACE A SMALL TEST ORDER WITH ME, OR DO ONE OF THE PAYMENT PLAN OPTIONS


 (YEAH, KEEP READING, YOULL FIND IT) 



QUESTION- I WANT TO GET BIG FAST,  OR I WANT TO CUT, WHAT SHOULD I DO? 

ANSWERGET ONE OF THE PREMADE CYCLES. (SCROLL DOWN TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE PAGE)


WWW.STEROIDFACTSHEET.COM HAS AWESOME STEROID PROFILES



QUESTION-I WANT TO BULK AND CUT


ANSWER-  YOU CAN'T BULK AND CUT AT THE SAME TIME. FIRST YOU BULK, THEN YOU CUT.

DONT KNOW WHAT TO GET? 

AND YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND MAKE YOUR OWN STACK?!

THEN THESE ARE FOR YOU! (scroll down to very bottom of page for some PREMADE STACKS)


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LIST

ADD 17.25 TO ALL ORDERS FOR SHIPPING   

       


                  

                        










MOST POPULAR ITEMS
BLUE- BULKER
RED- CUTTER
GREEN- CAN BE USED AS CUTTER OR BULKER
PINK- ANTI ESTROGEN



Boldabol 200  BRITISH DRAGON
boldenone undecylenate EQUIPOISE
200 mg/ml (10 ml)               
$92.00


Testabol Depot BRITISH DRAGON

testosterone cypionate
200 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00


Testabol Enanthate BRITISH DRAGON

testosterone enanthate
250 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00


Andropen 275 BRITISH DRAGON

testosterone mix (SUSTENON)
275 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00



Testabol Propionate BRITISH DRAGON

testosterone propionate
100 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00


Trenabol Depot 100 BRITISH DRAGON

trenbolone hexahydrobenzylcarbonate
100 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00



Tri - Trenabol 150 BRITISH DRAGON

trenbolone mix
150 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00

Oxymetholone IH 50

oxymetholone ANADROL
50 mg/tab. (50tabs)
$153.00


Danabol DS

methandienone DIANABOL
10 mg/tab. (100 tab.)
$82.00





Decabol 250 BRITISH DRAGON
nandrolone decanoate DECA DURABOLIN
250 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00



Stanabol 50 BRITISH DRAGON
injectable stanozolol WINSTROL
50 mg/ml (10 ml)
$92.00


Clenbuterol Tablets

clenbuterol hydrochloride
20 mcg/tab. (100 tab.)
$92.00


Oxanabol Tablets

oxandrolone ANAVAR
10 mg/tab. (50 tab.)
$191.00


Stanozolol Tablets

stanozolol WINSTROL
10 mg/tab. (100 tab.)
$121.00



Tamoxifene "Ebewe" 20 mg

tamoxifene citrate NOLVADEX
20 mg/tab. (50 tab.)
$110.00



Clomid Hubei

clomiphene citrate CLOMID
50 mg/tab. (24tab.)
$75.00



Viagra Tablets

sildenafil citrate
100 mg/tab. (10 tab.)
$50.00

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ORAL/TABLETS

BULKING

THE ABSOLUTE BEST BULKER- DIANABOL.

DIANABOL 10mg x 100 $82


TAKE 5-10 PILLS A DAY FOR 6-8 WEEKS. YOU WILL GET FUCKING HUGE. 


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ANADROL (BULKER)
 NAPOLON (Anadrol) 50 PILLS-each 50MG $153
  
   TAKE 1-2 PILLS A DAY FOR 6-8 WEEKS


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ANTI- ESTROGENS...

TO AVOID Gynecomastia


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NOLVADEX- (ANTI ESTROGEN)
20mg x 50PILLS $ 110


(ANTI ESTROGEN. TAKE TWO A DAY FOR THE LAST WEEK OF YOUR CYCLE, AND FOR 3 WEEKS AFTER)
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CLOMID (ANTI ESTROGEN)
 24PILLS 50mg $75
(ANTI ESTROGEN. TAKE TWO A DAY FOR THE LAST WEEK OF YOUR CYCLE, AND FOR 3 WEEKS AFTER)

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CUTTING...

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ANAVAR

BRANDS AVAILABLE
BRITISH DRAGON $191 10MGX50 
  

(FOR CUTTING.  TAKE 100MG A DAY FOR 8 WEEKS)           
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CLENBUTEROL $92x 100 PILLS


(FOR CUTTING. THIS IS A HARD CORE FAT BURNER. RAISES CORE BODY TEMP, AND INCREASES HEART BEAT. CAN BE TAKEN ALONG SIDE ANY STACK, AS IT HELPS CURB APPETITE.



TAKE 3 PILLS A DAY FOR 2 WEEKS, STOP FOR 1 WEEK, 3 PILLS A DAY FOR 2 WEEKS, STOP FOR 1 WEEK, AND SO ON
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WINSTROL each $133
50 PILLS, 50MG EACH

TAKE 100MGS A DAY FOR 4-6 WEEKS
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I AINT MUCH FER FANCY BOOK LEARNIN' PREMADE 

CYCLES 

(PREMADE CYCLES FOR THE NEWBIE!!!)


THESE "LAZY BASTARD CYCLES" INCLUDE- 
SYRINGES, ONE OR TWO 10CC VIALS OF GEAR, EVEN PCT!! DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO USE THEM ARE EVEN INCLUDED!!
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"BULKING CYCLE FOR THE SPECIAL NEEDS CUSTOMER "
THIS IS A "TESTOSTERONE ONLY CYCLE" 
(BY BRITISH DRAGON) 
INGREDIENTS-20 mg per ml of testosterone acetate
90 mg per ml of testosterone decanoate
45 mg per ml of testosterone propionate
45 mg per ml of testosterone phenylpropionate
75 mg per ml of testosterone cypionate

COMES WITH: 
2 1OCC VIALS, 20 SYRINGES/NEEDLES, & 100 NOLVADEX.

DIRECTIONS: 
 INJECT 1 CC TWO TIMES A WEEK FOR 10 WEEKS, TAKE 1 NOLVADEX A DAY THROUGHOUT CYCLE, AND KEEP TAKING ONE A DAY AFTER THE CYCLE UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF NOLVADEX.   
(IF THIS WERE PURCHASED SEPERATELY, IT WOULD BE 325.00)
TOTAL  $250.00
OR
                                          PAYMENT PLAN- $275
PAY $175 ON DAY ONE
PAY $100 NO LATER THAN* DAY 12 
TO RECEIVE 2ND HALF IN TIME TO COMPLETE CYCLE W/OUT INTERRUPTION
 FEES ARE ADDED TO THE PAYMENT PLAN ORDER, BECAUSE DUDES WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO THE "WILL YOU SPOON FEED ME-CYCLES" ARE GENERALLY PRETTY IRRESPONSIBLE, & WILL PROCRASTINATE TO MAKE THE SECOND PAYMENT, AND  THEN TELL ME TO "HURRRY UP AND SEND THE SECOND HALF" TO WHICH I WILL REPLY- DONT MAKE YOUR LACK OF PLANNING MY FUCKING EMERGENCY) 
OH, SHOULD I HAVE JUST SAID, "A CONVIENENCE FEE" IS ADDED? THAT WOULDVE BEEN BULLSHIT. A FEE IS ADDED BECAUSE ITS EXTRA WORK. YOU'RE STILL GETTING AN INSANE DISCOUNT. AND WHAT OTHER DEALER TAKES PAYMENTS?! NOONE, BECAUSE MOST OF EM TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND RUN! THIS IS JUST A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO SHOW FIRST TIME BUYERS IM LEGIT. 
*No later than means- you should pay BEFORE this day
                                  
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"AN ABOVE AVERAGE BULKING CYCLE FOR THE BELOW AVERAGE READER"
THIS IS A TESTOSTERONE AND DECA DURABOLIN STACK CYCLE
BY BRITISH DRAGON
INGREDIENTS-20 mg per ml of testosterone acetate
90 mg per ml of testosterone decanoate
45 mg per ml of testosterone propionate
45 mg per ml of testosterone phenylpropionate
75 mg per ml of testosterone cypionate
Deca Durablin 200mgs per ml

COMES WITH: 
3 1OCC VIALS, 30 SYRINGES/NEEDLES, & 200 NOLVADEX. 

DIRECTIONS: 
INJECT 1 CC TWO TIMES A WEEK FOR 15 WEEKS, TAKE 1 NOLVADEX A DAY THROUGHOUT CYCLE, AND KEEP TAKING ONE A DAY AFTER THE CYCLE UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF NOLVADEX. 
  
(IF YOU PURCHASED SEPERATELY, IT WOULD BE $$538.00)
TOTAL PRICE-  400.00 
                                                        OR
PAYMENT PLAN- $475 
PAY $175 ON DAY ONE
PAY $150 NO LATER THAN* DAY 12 TO RECEIVE GEAR IN TIME
PAY $150 NO LATER THAN* DAY 22 TO RECEIVE GEAR IN TIME
 FEES ARE ADDED TO THE PAYMENT PLAN ORDER, BECAUSE DUDES WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO THE "WILL YOU SPOON FEED ME-CYCLES" ARE GENERALLY PRETTY IRRESPONSIBLE, & WILL PROCRASTINATE TO MAKE THE SECOND PAYMENT, AND  THEN TELL ME TO "HURRRY UP AND SEND THE SECOND HALF" TO WHICH I WILL REPLY- DONT MAKE YOUR LACK OF PLANNING MY FUCKING EMERGENCY) 
OH, SHOULD I HAVE JUST SAID, "A CONVIENENCE FEE" IS ADDED? THAT WOULDVE BEEN BULLSHIT. A FEE IS ADDED BECAUSE ITS EXTRA WORK. YOU'RE STILL GETTING AN INSANE DISCOUNT. AND WHAT OTHER DEALER TAKES PAYMENTS?! NOONE, BECAUSE MOST OF EM TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND RUN! THIS IS JUST A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO SHOW FIRST TIME BUYERS IM LEGIT. 
*No later than means- you should pay BEFORE this day. 


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"YOURE SO SKINNY, YOUR MOM ACTUALLY ENJOYED YOUR BIRTH  CYCLE" (BY FAR THE BEST DEAL, AND YOU WILL GET FUCKING HUGE ON THIS!)
THIS IS A TESTOSTERONE, DIANABOL, AND  DECA DURABOLIN STACK CYCLE
BY BRITISH DRAGON
INGREDIENTS-20 mg per ml of testosterone acetate
90 mg per ml of testosterone decanoate
45 mg per ml of testosterone propionate
45 mg per ml of testosterone phenylpropionate
75 mg per ml of testosterone cypionate
Deca Durablin 200mgs per ml

COMES WITH- 
3 1OCC VIALS, 30 SYRINGES/NEEDLES, 500 10MG DIANABOL, & 200 NOLVADEX. 
DIRECTIONS:  
INJECT 1 CC TWO TIMES A WEEK FOR 15 WEEKS, TAKE 10 DIANABOL A DAY FOR 50 DAYS, TAKE 1 NOLVADEX A DAY THROUGHOUT CYCLE, AND KEEP TAKING ONE A DAY AFTER THE CYCLE UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF NOLVADEX. 
  
(IF YOU PURCHASED SEPERATELY, IT WOULD BE $$838.00)
TOTAL PRICE-  550.00 
                                                        OR
PAYMENT PLAN- $650 
PAY $200 ON DAY ONE
PAY $225 NO LATER THAN* DAY 12 TO RECEIVE GEAR IN TIME
PAY $225 NO LATER THAN* DAY 22 TO RECEIVE GEAR IN TIME
FEES ARE ADDED TO THE PAYMENT PLAN ORDER, BECAUSE DUDES WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO THE "WILL YOU SPOON FEED ME-CYCLES" ARE GENERALLY PRETTY IRRESPONSIBLE, & WILL PROCRASTINATE TO MAKE THE SECOND PAYMENT, AND  THEN TELL ME TO "HURRRY UP AND SEND THE SECOND HALF" TO WHICH I WILL REPLY- DONT MAKE YOUR LACK OF PLANNING MY FUCKING EMERGENCY) 
OH, SHOULD I HAVE JUST SAID, "A CONVIENENCE FEE" IS ADDED? THAT WOULDVE BEEN BULLSHIT. A FEE IS ADDED BECAUSE ITS EXTRA WORK. YOU'RE STILL GETTING AN INSANE DISCOUNT. AND WHAT OTHER DEALER TAKES PAYMENTS?! NOONE, BECAUSE MOST OF EM TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND RUN! THIS IS JUST A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO SHOW FIRST TIME BUYERS IM LEGIT. 
*No later than means- you should pay BEFORE this day. 
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TO BULK-


DO 2CCS OF DECA AND 2CCS OF SUSTENON A WEEK FOR 15 WEEKS.

YOU WOULD NEED 3 VIALS OF DECA AND 3 VIALS OF TEST (6 VIALS TOTAL) PLUS 50

NOLVADEX TABS TO RUN FOR THE LAST 4 WEEKS OF THE CYCLE, AND CONTINUE FOR

3 WEEKS AFTER THE CYCLE


TO BULK WITH PILLS ONLY-

TAKE 3-10 DIANABOL PILLS A DAY FOR 6 WEEKS. YOU WOULD NEED BETWEEN 125-

400 DIANABOL PILLS TO COMPLETE THIS CYCLE. PCT WOULD NOT BE NECESSARY

WITH THIS CYCLE


TO BULK WITH PILLS ONLY


TAKE 1-2 ANADROL PILLS A DAY FOR 6 WEEKS- RUN NOLVADEX EVERY DAY WITH

THIS, AND TAKE SOME MILK THISTLE (BUY AT VITAMIN STORE) EVERY DAY AS WELL.

YOU WOULD NEED 50 ANADROL PILLS AND 100 NOLVADEX FOR THIS CYCLE


TO CUT-


FOR A BADASS CUTTING CYCLE, GREAT FOR ATHELETES WHO NEED POWER (MARK

MCGUIRE USED THIS CYCLE)

2 CCS OF SUSTENON A WEEK, 2 CCS OF TRI TREN A WEEK FOR 6 WEEKS

OTHER CUTTING CYCLES-

RUN 2CCS OF SUSTENON A WEEK FOR 10 WEEKS, WATCH YOUR DIET, AND DO

SOME CARDIO. YOU'D NEED 2 VIALS OF SUSTENON FOR THIS, AND 50 NOLVADEX.


OTHER CUTTING CYCLES-


100MGS OF WINSTROL A DAY FOR 6 WEEKS


OR


4 CLEN TABS A DAY FOR 3 WEEKS, STOP FOR ONE WEEK, 3 CLEN TABS FOR 2 WEEKS

********BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME***


BE AN ADULT.

I REALIZE A LOT OF YOU ARE PRETTY YOUNG, BUT DON'T ASK ME


QUESTIONS LIKE "HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU'RE LEGIT?"


THAT'S JUST AN AMATEUR QUESTION.

AS IF SOMEONE WHO'S A SCAMMER WOULD TELL YOU.

YOU WONT KNOW UNTIL YOU GET YOUR GEAR.


WHEN YOU BUY ILLEGAL ITEMS, YOU ASSUME RISKS LIKE THIS, JUST LIKE IM

ASSUMING THE RISK THAT YOU'RE NOT A COP. YOU THINK I ASK EVERYONE WHO

EMAIL ME "ARE YOU A COP?"


JUST KNOW THAT I GET RIGHT AT 100 EMAIL A DAY.

SO PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF

MY TIME.


I DO WHATEVER I CAN TO MAKE SURE THE GEAR GETS TO YOU IN A TIMELY MANNER,

BUT YOU'RE NOT ORDERING A PIZZA. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH CUSTOMS,

INCOMPETENT SUPPLIERS, ETC.

EVERYONE ALWAYS GETS THEIR GEAR. SOMETIMES

THERE'S A DELAY. IF THERE IS A DELAY, I ALWAYS HOOK UP MY CUSTOMERS WITH

EXTRA, SOMETIMES EVEN DOUBLING THEIR ORDER.


I APOLOGIZE IF THE ABOVE NOTES SEEM A LITTLE PETTY, AND OBVIOUS, BUT, AS

YOU CAN IMAGINE, I DEAL WITH ALL TYPES.

SO DO SOME RESEARCH, THANKS FOR CHECKIN OUT MY BLOG- AND KNOW THAT MY

BLOGS GET SHUT DOWN ALL THE TIME, SO HERE ARE SOME OF MY BACK UP BLOGS.


WHEN YOU EMAIL ME, PUT THE URL OF THIS BLOG IN THE SUBJECT LINE, SO I KNOW YOU HAVE READ THE ENTIRE BLOG, ARE A SERIOUS BUYER, AND NOT JUST SOME DUMBASS ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS TO WASTE MY TIME! :) THANKS!

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