With virtually every country in the world going through recession, it begs the question: WHERE HAS ALL THE MONEY GONE?? Let me elucidate on that. Everyone on the planet seems to be losing money. With that being the case, common sense and logic would tell you that someone stands to gain from all this loss of moolah. Money can’t just disappear in thin air…OR CAN IT?? Ergo, after several futile attempts at trying to unravel this huge mystery and getting a lot of unfriendly stares from people for being suspicious of them (I think practically everyone is in on a conspiracy to make money….must be paranoia setting in…OR IS IT??), I have finally come up with a few theories to help understand this huge fraud:
1. All the countries in the world are gearing up for WW3….stocking up all the dough they can get their hands on so that they can lend their support to one of the two superpowers of the future…Kazakhstan and Czechoslovakia!
2. Most of the intellectual decision makers (George Bush & co.) put their money in large accounts and forgot their passwords (which is highly probable)….And we all know how tough those damn password retrieval systems can be!
3. The world is working together to collect enough money to help Chandrachur Singh (top actor in the Hindi Film Industry…needs no introduction I’m sure) get a plastic surgery…and he’ll need all the help he can get with a mug like his!!
4. The aliens took it!!Yeah you heard me…aliens from planet Zarton with cat heads and Charlize Theron-like bodies siphoned out all the money from our planet to prepare for ‘The Arrival’. But after taking a look at the traffic problems and greenhouse effect, they probably decided otherwise!
You could try and delve into one of these practical theories or believe that load of crap that people call ‘Inflation’. You’re going to lose money while doing either anyway.
P.S. Let me know if any of you come up with a more feasible theory (I seriously doubt that’s possible though!)
And of course, no offence meant to any investment bankers, financial experts, Chandrachur fans or Zartonites.
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